- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

I am on a escalator.

Hello

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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