What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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A black man in a country bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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Guess what! what haha u listened to me

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's worse than eating cows. Death

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