water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Badgers are cool

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Lil' Wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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