Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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I Have a Black Friend

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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please dislike this or else i will continue writing this, lalalalalalalalalallalalalalallalalalalalalalallaallaalallalalalalalalalalalalalalalaallalalalallalalaallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalallalalalalalalla

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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