the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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