I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Unnnnnnnn

Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's the deal with airline food?

Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Colby is gay.... thats it

Ron Paul for President!

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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