- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

Hi? No!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

thermodynamics?

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

I'm a raging homosexual.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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