How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Soccer...

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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