Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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