- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

squirrels with massive bonerss

modern love

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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