What causes floods? Too much water.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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Strawberries!

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meme

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Girls

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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