- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

A baby seal walks into a club.

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Why did the jew die Really...

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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