What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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