What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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The WNBA.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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knock knock go away

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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How do you spell eight? 8

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What did the officer say to the black man? You're under arrest.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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