shammmm is a lesbian.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Potassium? K.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Anti Joke

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