- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

No, Trinidad.

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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