- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being shipped to KFC.

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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