Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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