why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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