- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums a penis joke.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Muslim athletes.

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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