why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

I am a n1gger.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

rape that shit

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

Knock, knock. *answers door*

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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