- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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