- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

I would rape her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

whats a dick a dick

Punch line.

A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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