- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

your moms my other ride

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

So. The gays. ...

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

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