One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Welcome to die!

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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