What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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