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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

why did the computer crash? it didn't

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Spell: “This word”

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

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