A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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penus

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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