Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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