Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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GONNA

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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american government

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The Pope

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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neil patrick harris

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Women's rights

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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