wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

Vagina ass.

What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

do you want to hear a joke?

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

The 13th Amendment...

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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