- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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