- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

Gay's rights

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

If life throws you melons... ouch

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

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