- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

BOOBALANBOO

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

Poop

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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