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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

An English man walks into a pub.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

2 women were sitting quietly

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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