- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

matty russel are you on here

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

what time is it? 3:16

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Girls

what do u call a black man a black man

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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