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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

lol a man is drowning

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What sounds really bad? An accordion.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

why does column have a letter n?

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

what's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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