Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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How are you? Yes

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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