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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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