Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What's cold and icy? Ice

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

Keep up the fun Nero!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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