How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

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Cleveland winning something

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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