What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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