- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

It's only racist if you consider them people.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Stop being a centipede

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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