- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

The weels on the bus go...flat

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.