How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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wanna here an anti joke scroll down

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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