- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

spongebob voice 25

What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Dick spice

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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