- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

what time is it? 3:16

Scientology.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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