A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

My name is actually Nero by the way, or Neron, which means black, have you ever played Mortal Kombat? There is a character there Named Erron Black, which is a total pun on that, there is also a character named Boraicho which drinks constantly while Borracho means drunkard in Spanish so yeah, Erron Black is simply an anagram for Nero Black, or rather Neron Black... Anyway, now that we got your brain nice and confused, I can increase the effect with OVER NINE THOUSAND! So your pictures "remastered" on photoshop or something?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

my namew is jd

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

Keep up the fun Nero!

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Why did he die? He was sick.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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