Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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oh hiya come in

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liam buchan is gay !

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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...NO.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Anti Joke

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