there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

*insert joke here*

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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