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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Mike tyson

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How much did the Holla Cost?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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