Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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There was a homeless man living all by his lonesome on a street corner, desperately begging for money. Suddenly, a car comes to a screeching halt and out of the window flies a thin, square piece of plastic. The hobo successfully catches it in both hands. "Whats dis?" he says, "What da hick can I do wid a stinkin wada plastic?" he says, failing to realizing the significance of the thin square of plastic, for he is but a hobo and has been out of touch with reality for quite some time. After some time, he gains back his common sense, "Aha!" he shouts, "it is but a condom!" A few days pass, the man wondering alone in search for a way to make use of his prized, plastic square. He encounters a beautiful female hobo (at least he thinks she is) and they make love. So not only does the hobo make use of the silly condom (which expired-he just doesn't know) he get's laid and keeps warm in the brutal winter weather by getting cozy with the hobo chick. There are some pros in being a hobo, you know. After a month, both hobos make the faithful decision to join their cardboard boxes together, thus creating a new home where they live happily ever after <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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