- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What is the best part about football The scoring

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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