- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

my mom raped yerr foot

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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