What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Women's football

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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