You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Potato

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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