What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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Period Blood

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Anti Joke

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