Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

Josh kissing a girl

Don't think of granny porn

wanna hear a joke? not really

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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