- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

i eat poop

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Gabe Mercado

How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Please spell dyslexia.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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