What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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i eat poop

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Gabe Mercado

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Ken wins!

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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