- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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