Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What's up? The sky.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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