- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

My butt!!!!

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

See you * dogface! All right? You're a compulsive ***** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

What's dead? Your mum.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

Women's football

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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